"Happy birthday!" funny song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xea1OfMYdM

Pentru cei care s-au plictisit de traditionalul cantecel de "La multi ani"
aveti aici varianta mai "taioasa" a situatiei.
Have fun!
The lyrics:
Once a year we celebrate/With stupid hats and plastic plates/The fact that you were able to make/Another trip around the sun/And the whole clan gathers round/and gives a laughter do about/ And we let out a cheerful sound/ And sing that stupid song:
Happy Birthday! Now you are one year older
Happy Birthday! You're life still isn't over
Happy Birthday! You did not accomplish much/ But you didn't die this year/ I guess that's good enough
So let's drink to your fading health/ And hope you don't remind yourself/ That chance of finding fame and wealth/ Decrease with every year/ Cause if you like your doing laps/ And eating food and taking naps/ And hoping that someday perhaps/ Your life will hold some cheer
Happy Birthday! What have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday! You're starting to get fatter
Happy Birthday! It's down hill from now on/ Try not to remind yourself/ You're best years are all gone
If cryogenics were all free/ Then you could live like Walt Disney/ And live for all eternity/ Inside a block of ice/ But instead you're time is set/ This is the only life you get/ And thou it hasn't ended yet/ Sometimes you wish it might
Happy Birthday! You wish you had more money
Happy Birthday! You're life's so sad it's funny
Happy Birthday! How much more can you take/ But you're friends are hungry/ So just cut the stupid cake!